I guess it's just not my day
The wind blew my mornin'
paper away
Then I cut my toe on
a sliver of glass
From the stormdoor you broke
when you left here so fast
If it ain't one thing it's you
If you've heard that
I'm goin' crazy
It's true
The wheels seem to fall off
whatever I do
If it ain't one thing
it's you
I rented that movie you hate
But that oId VCR
just chewed up the tape
Then I went to the freezer
thought I'd cook me a steak
All I found was that old piece
of our wedding cake
If it ain't one thing it's you
If you've heard that
I'm goin' crazy
It's true
The wheels seem to fall off
whatever I do
If it ain't one thing
it's you
But I never knew
that I needed you so
But now that I've lost you
I can't let you go
If it ain't one thing it's you
If you've heard that
I'm goin' crazy
it's true
The wheels seem to fall off
whatever I do
If it ain't one thing
it's you
Oh if it ain't one thing
it's you