Well I was sitting
in a roadhouse
down on Highway 41
You were wiping off
some ketchup on
a table that was done
I knew you didn't see me
I was in a corner booth
of course you weren't
my waitress mine was
missing her front tooth
So I flagged you
down for coffee
But I couldn't say a thing
but I'm in love
with you baby
and I don't even
know your name
I'm in love
with you baby
I don't even
know your name
I've never been
too good at all
those sexual games
So maybe it's just
better if we leave
it this way
I'm in love
with you baby
and I don't even
know your name
So I ordered
straight Tequila
a little courage
in a shot
I asked you for a date
and then I asked
to tie the knot
I got a little wasted
yeah I went
a little far
But I finally got
to hug you
when you helped me
to my car
The last thing
I remember
I heard myself say
"I'm in love
with you baby
and I don't even
know your name"
I'm in love
with you baby
I don't even
know your name
I've never been
too good at all
those sexual games
So maybe it's
just better if we
leave it this way
I'm in love
with you baby
and I don't even
know your name
The next thing
I remember
I was hearing
wedding bells
Standing by a woman
in a long white lacy veil
I raised the veil
she smiled at me
without her
left front tooth
And I said
"Where the hell am I
and just
who the hell are you?"
She said "I was
your waitress
and our last name's
now the same
'Cause I'm married
to you baby
and I don't even
know your name"
Yeah I'm married
to a waitress
I don't even
know her name
I've never been
too good at all
those sexual games
I never thought
my love life would
quite turn out this way
Hey I'm married
to a waitress
and I don't even
know her name