THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG
THIS TOWN AIN'T SMALL
IT'S A LITTLE OF BOTH
THEY SAY
OUR BALL CLUB
MAY BE MINOR LEAGUE
BUT AT LEAST
IT'S TRIPLE A
WE SIT BELOW
THE MARLBORO MAN
ABOVE THE
RIGHT FIELD WALL
WE DO THE WAVE
ALL BY OURSELVES
HEY UMP
A BLIND MAN COULD'VE
MADE THAT CALL
WE LIKE OUR BEER
FLAT AS CAN BE
WE LIKE OUR DOGS
WITH MUSTARD
AND RELISH
WE GOT
A GREAT PITCHER
WHAT'S HIS NAME
WELL WE CAN'T
EVEN SPELL IT
WE DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE PENNANT
MUCH WE JUST LIKE
TO SEE THE BOYS
HIT IT DEEP
THERE'S NOTHIN' LIKE
THE VIEW FROM
THE CHEAP SEATS
THE GAME WAS CLOSE
WE'LL CALL IT A WIN
GO OFF TO TOAST
THE BOYS AGAIN
THAT LOCAL BAND
IS BACK IN TOWN
THEY GOT A KIND OF
MINOR LEAGUE SOUND
THEY'RE NOT THAT BAD
THEY'RE NOT THAT GOOD
BUT ALL IN ALL
IT'S UNDERSTOOD
WE WANNA DANCE
THEY WANNA PLAY
WE WOULDN'T HAVE IT
ANY OTHER WAY
WE LIKE OUR BEER
FLAT AS CAN BE
WE LIKE OUR DOGS
WITH MUSTARD
AND RELISH
WE GOT
A GREAT PITCHER
WHAT'S HIS NAME
WELL WE CAN'T
EVEN SPELL IT
WE DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE PENNANT
MUCH WE JUST LIKE
TO SEE THE BOYS
HIT IT DEEP
THERE'S NOTHIN' LIKE
THE VIEW FROM
THE CHEAP SEATS
CHEAP SEATS
NOW THE MAJORS
CALLED UP
OLD WHAT'S HIS NAME
AND ONE MORE
BUILDING RISES TALL
AND SUDDENLY WE'RE
ALL GROWN UP
AND THIS OLD TOWN'S
NOT QUITE SO SMALL
BUT I'LL ALWAYS MISS
THE MIDDLE-SIZED TOWN
IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE MIDDLE WEST
WITH NO-NAME PITCHERS
AND LOCAL BANDS
AND MUSTARD
AND RELISH
AND ALL THE REST
WE LIKE OUR BEER
FLAT AS CAN BE
WE LIKE OUR DOGS
WITH MUSTARD
AND RELISH
WE GOT
A GREAT PITCHER
WHAT'S HIS NAME
WELL WE CAN'T
EVEN SPELL IT
WE DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE PENNANT
MUCH WE JUST LIKE
TO SEE THE BOYS
HIT IT DEEP
THERE'S NOTHIN' LIKE
THE VIEW FROM
THE CHEAP SEATS
CHEAP SEATS