I used to ride
my big wheel
and sell lemonade
Eat popcorn with
grandpa while we
watched the parade
But now I'm only
happy when I'm
drinking J.D
What the hell
happened to me
I used to have fun
throwing snowballs
with my best friend
Billy
And Mom would
make us cocoa
if we got
too chilly
But now I only
get excited when
I see a girl pee
What the hell
happened to me
I used to be
the nicest kid
in the neighborhood
I only did the things
that Momma said
I should
But now I just
do whatever I want
I even whipped it
out in a restaurant
I used to help
clean the park
in the middle
of town
And then played
kickball til
the sun went down
But now all
I do is get VD
What the hell
happened to me
It makes no sense
I can't believe
I ended on me
I'm out of my gourd
Won't somebody please
help me
A do do do do doo
a do do waa
do do we oh
I'm kind of a wierdo