Dance ten
Looks three
And I'm still
on unemployment
Dancing for my
own enjoyment
That ain't it kid
That ain't it kid
Dance ten
Looks three
Is like to die
Left the theater
and called the doctor
for my appointment
to find **** and ***
Bought myself
a fancy pair
Tightened up
the derriere
Did the nose
and all that
goes with it
**** and ***
Had the
bingo bongos done
Suddenly I'm
getting national tours
**** and ***
won't get you jobs
unless they're yours
Didn't cost
a fortune either
Didn't hurt my
sex life either
Flat and sassy
I would get the
strays and losers
Beggars really
can't be choosers
That ain't it kid
That ain't it kid
Fixed the chassis
How do you do
Life turned in to an
and endless medley of
Gee it had to be you
Why
**** and ***
where the cupboard
once was bare
suddenly you knock
Someone's there
You have got 'em
Hey top to bottom
Hey its a gas
Just a dash of silicone
Shake your new maracas
and you'll fine
**** and *** can
change your life
It sure changed mine
Have it all done
Honey take my word
Get the cab
Come on
See the wizard
on Park
And Seventy-third
for **** and ***
Orchestra and balcony
What they want
is what you see
Keep the best of you
Do the rest of you
Hit or class I have
never seen it fail
Debutante
or chorus girl
Both want **** and ***
Yes **** and ***
have changed my life