I'M SO EXCITED
BECAUSE I'M GONNA GO
TO THE HIGH SCHOOL
OF PERFORMING ARTS
I MEAN
I WAS DYING TO BE
A SERIOUS ACTRESS
ANYWAY
IT'S THE FIRST DAY
OF ACTING CLASS
AND WE'RE IN
THE AUDITORIUM
AND THE TEACHER
MR. KARP PUTS US
UP ON THE STAGE
WITH OUR LEGS
AROUND EVERYBODY
ONE IN BACK
OF THE OTHER
AND HE SAYS
OK WE'RE GONNA DO
IMPROVISATIONS
NOW
YOU'RE ON A BOBSLED
AND IT'S SNOWING OUT
AND IT'S COLD
OK GO
EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK
WE WOULD TRY TO
FEEL THE MOTION
FEEL THE MOTION
DOWN THE HILL
EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK
WE WOULD TRY TO
HEAR THE WIND RUSH
HEAR THE WIND RUSH
FEEL THE CHILL
AND I DUG RIGHT DOWN
TO THE BOTTOM
OF MY SOUL
TO SEE
WHAT I HAD INSIDE
YES I DUG RIGHT DOWN
TO THE BOTTOM
OF MY SOUL
AND I TRIED
I TRIED
AND EVERYBODY'S GOING
SHWOO
SHWOO
I FEEL THE SNOW
I FEEL THE COLD
I FEEL THE AIR
AND MR. KARP
TURNS TO ME AND
HE SAYS
OK MORALES
WHAT DID YOU FEEL
AND I SAID NOTHING
I'M FEELING NOTHING
AND HE SAYS NOTHING
COULD GET A GIRL
TRANSFERRED
THEY ALL FELT
SOMETHING
BUT I FELT NOTHING
EXCEPT THE FEELING
THAT THIS BULLSH#T
WAS ABSURD
BUT I SAID TO MYSELF
HEY IT'S ONLY
THE FIRST WEEK
MAYBE IT'S GENETIC
THEY DON'T HAVE
BOBSLEDS IN SAN JUAN
SECOND WEEK
MORE ADVANCED
AND WE HAD TO
BE A TABLE
BE A SPORTS CAR
ICE CREAM CONE
MR. KARP
HE WOULD SAY
VERY GOOD
EXCEPT MORALES
TRY MORALES
ALL ALONE
AND I DUG RIGHT DOWN
TO THE BOTTOM
OF MY SOUL
TO SEE HOW AN
ICE CREAM FELT
YES I DUG RIGHT DOWN
TO THE BOTTOM
OF MY SOUL
AND I TRIED
TO MELT
THE KIDS YELLED
NOTHING
THEY CALLED ME
NOTHING
AND KARP ALLOWED IT
WHICH REALLY
MAKES ME BURN
THEY WERE
SO HELPFUL
THEY CALLED ME
HOPELESS
UNTIL
I REALLY DIDN'T KNOW
WHERE ELSE TO TURN
AND KARP KEPT SAYING
MORALES
I THINK YOU SHOULD
TRANSFER TO GIRLS' HIGH
YOU'LL NEVER BE
AN ACTRESS NEVER
JESUS CHRIST
WENT TO CHURCH
PRAYING SANTA MARIA
SEND ME GUIDANCE
SEND ME GUIDANCE
ON MY KNEES
WENT TO CHURCH
PRAYING SANTA MARIA
HELP ME FEEL IT
HELP ME FEEL IT
PRETTY PLEASE
AND A VOICE FROM
DOWN AT THE BOTTOM
OF MY SOUL
CAME UP TO THE
TOP OF MY HEAD
AND THE VOICE FROM
DOWN AT THE BOTTOM
OF MY SOUL
HERE IS WHAT IT SAID
THIS MAN IS NOTHING
THIS COURSE IS NOTHING
IF YOU WANT SOMETHING
GO FIND A BETTER CLASS
AND WHEN YOU FIND ONE
YOU'LL BE AN ACTRESS
AND I ASSURE YOU
THAT'S WHAT FINALLY
CAME TO PASS
SIX MONTHS LATER
I HEARD THAT KARP
HAD DIED
AND I DUG RIGHT DOWN
TO THE BOTTOM
OF MY SOUL
AND CRIED
'CAUSE I FELT
NOTHING