I MET HER IN A CLUB
DOWN IN OLD SOHO
WHERE YOU DRINK CHAMPAGNE
AND IT TASTES JUST
LIKE COCA-COLA
C.O.L.A. COLA
SHE WALKED UP TO ME
AND SHE ASKED ME TO DANCE
I ASKED HER HER NAME
AND IN A DARK BROWN VOICE
SHE SAID LOLA, L.O.L.A. LOLA
LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA
WELL, I'M NOT THE WORLD'S
MOST PHYSICAL GUY
BUT WHEN SHE
SQUEEZED ME TIGHT
SHE NEARLY BROKE MY SPINE
OH, MY LOLA, LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA
WELL, I'M NOT DUMB
BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHY SHE WALKED
LIKE A WOMAN
AND TALKED LIKE A MAN
OH, MY LOLA
LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA
LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA
WELL, WE DRANK CHAMPAGNE
AND DANCED ALL NIGHT
UNDER ELECTRIC CANDLELIGHT
SHE PICKED ME UP
AND SAT ME ON HER KNEE
AND SAID DEAR BOY
WON'T YOU COME HOME WITH ME
WELL, I'M NOT THE WORLD'S
MOST PASSIONATE GUY
BUT WHEN I LOOKED
IN HER EYES
WELL, I ALMOST FELL
FOR MY LOLA
LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA
LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA
LOLA, LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA
LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA
I PUSHED HER AWAY
I WALKED TO THE DOOR
I FELL TO THE FLOOR
I GOT DOWN ON MY KNEES
THEN I LOOKED AT HER
AND SHE AT ME
WELL, THAT'S THE WAY
THAT I WANT IT TO STAY
AND I ALWAYS WANT IT
TO BE THAT WAY FOR MY LOLA
LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA
GIRLS WILL BE BOYS
AND BOYS WILL BE GIRLS
IT'S A MIXED UP, MUDDLED UP
SHOOK UP WORLD
EXCEPT FOR LOLA
LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA
WELL, I LEFT HOME
JUST A WEEK BEFORE
AND I'D NEVER EVER
KISSED A WOMAN BEFORE
BUT LOLA SMILED AND
TOOK ME BY THE HAND
AND SAID DEAR BOY
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A MAN
WELL, I'M NOT THE WORLD'S
MOST MASCULINE MAN
BUT I KNOW WHAT I AM
AND I'M GLAD I'M A MAN
AND SO IS LOLA
LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA
LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA
LOLA, LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA
LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA
LOLA, LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA
LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA
LOLA, LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA
LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA
LOLA, LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA
LO-LO-LO-LO LOLA