Lyrics800 Pound Jesus

4 BAR BREAK I THOUGHT LOSIN' MY JOB WAS THE END OF THE WORLD TILL MY BEST PAL WENT OFF WITH MY BEST GIRL I FELT SUICIDAL WITH NO REAL FRIENDS SO I WALKED OUTSIDE WITH A ROPE IN MY HAND OUT BY THE STATUE THERE'S A BIG OAK TREE SO I STOOD ON HIS SHOULDERS AND I COUNTED TO THREE I HAD EVERY INTENTION OF BUYING THE FARM