Short people got
No reason
Short people got
No reason
Short people got
No reason to live
They got little hands
Little eyes
Walk around tellin'
Great big lies
They got little noses
Tiny little feet
They wear
Platform shoes on
Their nasty little feet
Well I don't want
No short people
Don't want no
Short people
Don't want
No short people
'Round here
Fool such as I
It's a wonderful world
Short people got
Nobody
Short people got
Nobody
Short people got
Nobody to love
They got
Little baby legs
That stand so low
You gotta pick 'em up
Just to say ''Hello''
They got
Little cars that go
''Beep beep beep''
They got
Little voices goin'
''Peep peep peep''
They got grubby
Little fingers
Dirty little minds
They're gonna
Get ya' every time
Well I don't want
No short people
Don't want no
Short people
Don't want no
Short people
'Round here