I'm your average ordinary
kind of woman
Competent and neat
Making life a treat
Others as nice you meet
often I know
At least once or twice every
decade or so
I'm your everyday
customary kind of woman
Practical as salt
Modest to a fault
Conservative with a budget
Liberal with a meal
Just your average ideal
My telling you this may seem
sudden and strange
It may not interest you
Much at all right now
But things change
Things change
Still I'll understand
if I'm not your kind of woman
Anyone can make
one terrible mistake
But I've no special glamour
No bait I can twirl
For I'm just a plain
Everyday
Commonplace
come-what-may
Average
Ordinary
Wonderful girl