LyricsOom-Pah-Pah

Mister Percy Snodgrass Would often have The odd glass But never When he thought Anybody could see Secretly he'd buy it And drink It on the quiet And dream he Was an earl With a girl On each knee Oom pah-pah Oom pah-pah That's how it goes Oom pah-pah Oom pah-pah Everyone knows What is the cause Of his red Shiny nose Can it be Oom pah pah