I JUST BOUGHT ME
A GREAT LONG TICKET
I'M GONNA USE IT AT
FOUR P.M.
SO YOU CAN CALL
YOUR SECRET LOVE
AND TELL
THE NEWS TO HIM
YOU THOUGHT
YOUR LITTLE ROMANCE
WAS ON THE STRICT Q.T.
NOW IF YOU WANT
YOUR FREEDOM P.D.Q.
DIVORCE ME C.O.D.
I WON'T BE AROUND
TO HEAR YOU CRY
I'M TEXAS BOUND
AND BY AND BY
YOU CAN REACH ME
DOWN IN DALLAS
GENERAL DELIVERY
SO IF YOU WANT
YOUR FREEDOM P.D.Q.
DIVORCE ME C.O.D.
WELL
THERE'S GONNA COME
A DAY GAL
WHEN YOU'LL BE
FEELIN' BLUE
YOU'RE GONNA
FIND THAT YOU
CAN'T PAY NO BILLS
WITH A LITTLE OLD
I.O.U.
THIS DYNAMITE
YOU'RE A-MESSIN' WITH
MAY BE T.N.T.
SO IF YOU WANT
YOUR FREEDOM P.D.Q.
DIVORCE ME C.O.D.
NO NEED TO FALL
DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
'CAUSE I KNOW ALL
MY A B C'S
WELL I AIN'T NO
COLLEGE 'FESSOR
I AIN'T GOT NO P.H.D.
BUT IF YOU WANT
YOUR FREEDOM P.D.Q.
DIVORCE ME C.O.D.