TOO MANY LAWYERS
IN FOOTBALL
BASEBALL'S GOT A FEW
THE PITCHER
GOT A MILLION DOLLARS
AND THE QUARTERBACK
HE GOT TWO
THE PITCHER
THREW HIS ARM AWAY
AND THE QUARTERBACK
RUINED HIS KNEES
AND THIS THEY DID
SO THEY COULD LIVE
THE AMERICAN DREAM
NOW THERE ARE SOME
PREACHERS ON T.V.
WITH A SUIT AND A TIE
AND A VEST
THEY WANT YOU
TO SEND YOUR MONEY
TO THE LORD
BUT THEY GIVE YOU
THEIR ADDRESS
'CAUSE ALL OF
YOUR DONATIONS
ARE COMPLETELY
TAX FREE
GOD BLESS YOU ALL
BUT MOST OF ALL
SEND YOUR MONEY
DO YOU REALLY WANT IT
DO YOU REALLY NEED IT
YA GOTTA KEEP ON
GRINDIN'
JUST TO TRY TO KEEP IT
YOU GOT NO TIME
FOR YOURSELF
YOU GOT MORE
FOR OL' JIM BEAM
YOU'RE GOING CRAZY
DREAMING
THE AMERICAN DREAM
REAGAN IS 'A CUTTIN'
THE BUDGET
MAKING THE DEMOCRATS
SCREAM
SAYS WE GOTTA
CONTROL INFLATION
QUIT SPENDING
OUR MONEY
ON EVERYTHING
BUT THIS YEAR'S
TAX INCREASE
WHY IT'S THE BIGGEST
IN HISTORY
'ROUND AND AROUND
WE GO
WHERE WE STOP
WHO KNOWS
THE AMERICAN DREAM
DO WE REALLY WANT IT
DO YOU REALLY NEED IT
WE GOTTA KEEP ON
GRINDIN'
JUST TO TRY TO KEEP IT
WE GOT NO TIME
FOR OURSELF
AND MORE
FOR OL' JIM BEAM
WE'RE GOING CRAZY
DREAMING
THE AMERICAN DREAM
WE'RE GOING CRAZY
DREAMING
THE AMERICAN DREAM
HAIL TO THE CHIEF