WHEN I SAW YOU AT
THE GROCERY STORE
YOU WERE SHARING
A SHOPPING CART
WITH HER
AND I COULDN'T TURN
AND RUN AWAY
I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY
YOU INTRODUCED US
FOR THE FIRST TIME
AND I HAD TO LOOK HER
IN THE EYE
BUT YOU COULD NOT
IMAGINE MY SURPRISE
CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE LEAVIN' ME
FOR AN UGLY GIRL
DOES SHE
TALK ABOUT POLITICS
AND ALL THE STUFF
THAT USED TO
MAKE ME SICK
DOES SHE SMOKE CIGARS
AND STAY UP LATE
OH SHE'S SO GREAT
DOES SHE TELL YOU
WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR
AND I BET THAT
SHE CAN GROW A BEARD
I'D FEEL BETTER
THINKING YOU
WERE QUEER
IT'S NOT FAIR
I CAN'T COMPARE
TO AN UGLY GIRL
TO AN UGLY GIRL
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
HA HA HA HA HA
THE JOKE'S ON ME
I FEEL JEALOUS
AND I FEEL MEAN
IS SHE SO NICE
THAT IT MAKES UP
FOR HER FACE
THERE'S NO WAY
DO YOU HAVE TO
KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED
DO YOU HAVE TO
KEEP THE LIGHTS
DOWN LOW
OH I BET YOU WISH
YOU HAD A BLINDFOLD
CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE LEAVIN' ME
FOR AN UGLY GIRL
FOR AN UGLY GIRL
SHE'S AN UGLY GIRL
A REAL UGLY GIRL
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA
SHE'S AN UGLY GIRL
AN UGLY GIRL
LA LA LA
SHE'S AN UGLY GIRL