Guess who?
D'you miss me?
Jessica Simpson
sing the chorus
When you walked
through the door
it was clear to me
You're the one
they adore
who they came to see
You're a
rock star
Everybody wants you
Player
who can really
blame you
We're the ones who
made you
Back by popular demand
now pop a little Zantac
or ant'-acid if you can
you're ready to tackle
any task that is at hand
How does it feel
is it fantastic
is it grand?
Well look at all the
massive masses
in the stands
Shady man
no don't massacre
the fans
Damn, I think
Kim Kardashians
a man
She stomped him
just 'cos he asked to
put his hands on
her massive Gluteus
maximus again
Squeeze it
then squish it
then pass it
to her friend
Can he come back
as nasty as he can?
Yes he can, can,
don't ask me this
again
He does not mean
no l**bian offend
but Lindsay
please come back
to seeing men
Samantha's a two
you're practically
a ten
I know you want me girl
in fact I see your grin
When you walked
through the door
it was clear to me
You're the one
they adore
who they came to see
You're a
rock star
Everybody wants you
Player
who can really
blame you
We're the ones
who made you
The enforcer
looking for more
women to torture
Walk up to the
cutest girl and
Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia
but what's
Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't
are you telling me
tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle
and as smooth
as a gentleman
Give me my
ventolin inhaler
and two xenedrine
And I'll invite
Sarah Palin
out to dinner then
nail her, 'baby say hello
to my little friend'
Brit f'rget K-Fed
let's cut off
the middle man
Forget him or you're
gonna end up
in the hospital again
And this time
it won't be for
the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men
girl pay them
little attention
a little did I mention
that Jennifer's in
Love with me
John Mayer
so sit on the bench
Man I swear them
other guys you give
'em an inch
They take a mile
they got style
but it isn't Slim
When you walked
through the door
it was clear to me
You're the one
they adore
who they came to see
You're a
rock star
Everybody wants you
Player
who can really
blame you
We're the ones
who made you
And that's why
my love
you'll never
live without
I know you want me girl
'cos I can see you
checking me out
And baby, you know
you know you
want me too
Don't try to deny it baby
I'm the only one for you
Damn girl I'm beginning
to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash
my filthy mouth out
you think that's bad
you should hear
the rest of my album
Never has there been
such finesse
and nostalgia
Man Cash
I don't mean to
mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba
put a breast
in my mouth but
Wowzers
I just made a mess
of my trousers
And they wonder why
I keep dressing
like Elvis
Lord help us
he's back in his
pink Alf shirt
looking like someone
shrinked his outfit
I think he's about to flip
Jessica rest assured
Superman's here
to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You're my Amy
I'm your Blake
Matter fact make me
a birthday cake
with a saw blade
in it to make
my jail break
Baby I think
you just met
your soul mate
When you walked
through the door
it was clear to me
You're the one
they adore
who they came to see
You're a
rock star
Everybody wants you
Player
who can really
blame you
We're the ones
who made you
So baby, baby
get down, down,
down baby,
get down,
down, down baby
Get down, down,
down, baby,
get down, get down
baby
Get down, down
down baby, get down,
down, down baby
Get down, down,
down, baby,
get down, get down
Oh Amy
Rehab never
looked so good
I can't wait
I'm going back
ha ha whooo!
Dr Dre
2020
yeah