Sitting here on
Christmas Eve
with a brandy
in my hand
Oh I've had
a few too many
and it's getting
hard to stand
I keep hearing noises
from my fireplace
I must be going crazy or
the brandy's won the race
I keep hearing
ho, ho, ho
guess who's here
your fat and jolly friend
draws near
Ho, ho, ho
surprise, surprise
the bearded weirdy's
just arrived
Ho, ho, ho
guess who's here
your fat and jolly friend
draws near
Ho, ho, ho
surprise, surprise
the bearded weirdy's
just arrived
On my roof
there's snorting sounds
and bells inside my head
My vision's blurred
with colour
and all I see is red
There's a pair
of large sized wellies
coming down my flue
And the smell
of burning rubber
oh is filling up the room
I keep hearing
ho, ho, ho
guess who's here
your fat and jolly friend
draws near
Ho, ho, ho
surprise, surprise
the bearded weirdy's
just arrived
Ho, ho, ho
guess who's here
your fat and jolly friend
draws near
Ho, ho, ho
surprise, surprise
the bearded weirdy's
just arrived
And we keep hearing
ho, ho, ho
guess who's here
your fat and jolly friend
draws near
Ho, ho, ho
surprise, surprise
the bearded weirdy's
just arrived
Ho, ho, ho
guess who's here
your fat and jolly friend
draws near
Ho, ho, ho
surprise, surprise
the bearded weirdy's
just arrived
Ho, ho, ho
guess who's here
your fat and jolly friend
draws near
Ho, ho, ho
surprise, surprise
the bearded weirdy's
just arrived
Ho, ho, ho
He, he, he
Watford are the
sin for me
Ho, ho, ho
surprise, surprise
the bearded weirdy's
just arrived
Ho, ho, ho
guess who's here
your fat and jolly friend
draws near
Ho, ho, ho
surprise, surprise
the bearded weirdy's
just arrived
Ho, ho, ho
guess who's here
your fat and jolly friend
draws near