Screen door cracked
The ball game on
Man on the porch
singin' baritone
Tan line leads to that
gentle place
Between her collarbone
and her stone-cold face
Dockhand boys all
say goodbye
To the women that they swear
are gonna be their wives
They'll be gone by the
wintertime
And they don't wanna bother
with no friend of mine
Wet hot American nights
Shake your body dry under
coastline light
Wet hot American nights
We snuck our Fords
to the shore
And drank a bottle bone-dry
We snuck our Fords
to the shore
And drank a bottle bone-dry
Davey got back from
his first tour
He ain't the same boy
that he was before
Twenty's too young to
nearly die
American boys are a
friend of mine
Delco Danny cut a deal
with the dealer
That he met out at the
Rivers Casino
He got caught countin' cards
when them spades
broke his heart
Then the Point Breeze boys
broke his nose
Heard Mary got that job
that she wanted out of town
She was better than the
sum of all of us anyhow
She still stops by
whenever she can
She's tougher than my brother
with a balled left hand
Wet hot American nights
Shake your body dry under
coastline light
Wet hot American nights
We snuck our Fords
to the shore
And drank a bottle bone-dry
We snuck our Fords
to the shore
And drank a bottle bone-dry
Screen door cracked
with the ball game on
Man on the porch
singin' baritone
Tan line leads to that
gentle place
Between her collarbone
and her stone-cold face