I CAN'T HELP IT
IF MIRRORS
LOVE MY FACE
IT'S GENETICS
YEAH I GOT THESE
GENES FROM OUTER
SPACE
PEEP THE NAME
I'M MAGNIFICENT
I PUT THE I IN
OMNIPOTENT
I'M PASSIONATE
I'M NOT PETULANT
SOMEONE PRAISE ME
FOR MY BENEVOLENCE
UH JUST LOOK HA-HA
I'D GIVE THE CLOTHES
OFF BENITO'S BACK
IF YOU REALLY NEEDED THAT
I'D BE THE FIRST ONE
TO VOLUNTEER HENRY
IF YOUR HOME WERE
TO CRUMBLE
OR IF YOU WERE IN
TROUBLE
I LET YOU LIVE
HERE FOR FREE
AND I DON'T EVEN
CHARGE YOU RENT
I CLEAN UP ALL
YOUR MESSES
AND I'M ALWAYS THERE
WHEN YOU NEED TO VENT
I GIVE AND GIVE
AND GIVE AND GIVE
YOU'D THINK THEY'D
ALL BE CONTENT
AND ALL I REALLY WANT
IS JUST A LITTLE RESPECT
AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET
THIS IS THE THANKS I GET
AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET
AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET
YOU'RE SO BRILLIANT
AH THAT'S THE LEAST
YOU COULD SAY
THERE'S MORE ADMIT IT
YOU'RE CUTE AND STRONG
AND BOLD AND
BRAVE THANKS
SEE THIS KINGDOM
I BUILT IT UP
AND YOU STILL COMPLAIN
UNGRATEFUL MUCH
ARE YOU SURE THAT
YOU'RE NOT THE PROB
I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY
AND DO MY JOB OH-HO
I GRANTED FOURTEEN
WISHES LAST YEAR
COME ON THAT'S A
HIGH PERCENT
AND NOW YOU'RE
QUESTIONING YOUR KING
THE DISRESPECT
I JUST UNDERWENT
YOU KNOW I ALWAYS
GOT YOUR BACK
YEAH REALLY THOUGH
IT'S NO SWEAT
SINCE THE DAY YOU
WERE BORN
AND THE DAY THAT WE MET
AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET
THIS IS THE THANKS I GET
AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET
AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET
I DIDN'T WANNA DO THIS
I SWORE I'D NEVER DO THIS
BUT I'M HYPNOTIZED BY HOW
THESE PAGES FLIP
'CAUSE I REFUSE TO HAVE
MY POWER STRIPPED
A POTION A SPELL
A SUMMON A CURSE
ANYTHING TO MAKE
THAT LIGHT REVERSE
TO THIS BOOK I DON'T
WANNA BE TETHERED BUT
DESPERATE TIMES CALL
FOR DESPERATE MEASURES
BRR WHERE WAS I OH YEAH
THERE'S A TRAITOR
IN THIS TOWN
AND STILL I REMAIN
UNBENT
COME OUT NOW EXPLAIN
YOURSELF
I'M SURE IT'S ALL JUST
AN ACCIDENT
WELL WHOEVER FINDS
THEM FIRST
NOW THAT'S A WISH
WELL SPENT
HONESTLY KEEPING
YOU SAFE
SHOULD BE WORTH
EVERY CENT
AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET
THIS IS THE THANKS I GET
AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET
AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET
OH THIS IS THE THANKS I GET