PUT ME IN
A SPECIAL SCHOOL
'CAUSE I AM SUCH
A FOOL
AND I DON'T NEED
A SINGLE BOOK
TO TEACH ME
HOW TO READ
WHO NEEDS
STUPID BOOKS
THEY ARE FOR
PETTY CROOKS
AND I WILL LEARN
BY STUDYIN'
THE LESSONS
IN MY DREAMS
SO TURN OFF THE T.V.
'CAUSE THAT'S
WHAT OTHERS SEE
AND MOVIES ARE
AS BAD AS EATING
CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM
THEY ONLY SICKEN ME
DON'T LET ME
PLAY FOOTBALL
I'LL SACK
THE QUARTERBACK AND
JACK DA BROTHER
OF THE BALL
I'M A TROUBLEMAKER
NEVER BEEN A FAKER
DOIN' THINGS
MY OWN WAY
AND NEVER GIVIN' UP
I'M A TROUBLEMAKER
NOT A DOUBLE TAKER
I DON'T HAVE
THE PATIENCE
TO KEEP IT ON THE UP
I PICKED UP A GUITAR
WHAT DOES THIS SIGNIFY
I'M GONNA PLAY
SOME HEAVY METAL
RIFFS AND YOU
WILL DIE
YOU WANTED ARTS
AND CRAFTS
HOW'S THIS FOR
ARTS AND CRAFTS
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA
I'M GROWIN' OUT
MY HAIR
AND MOVIN' OUT
TO CHEROKEE
I'M GONNA BE
A ROCK STAR
AND YOU WILL GO
TO BED WITH ME
'CAUSE I CAN'T
WORK A JOB
LIKE ANY OTHER SLOB
PUNCHIN' IN AND
PUNCHIN' OUT
AND SUCKIN' UP TO BOB
MARRYIN' A BITCH
HAVIN' SEVEN KIDS
GIVIN' UP AND
GROWIN' OLD
AND HOPIN'
THERE'S A GOD
I'M A TROUBLEMAKER
NEVER BEEN A FAKER
DOIN' THINGS
MY OWN WAY
AND NEVER GIVIN' UP
I'M A TROUBLEMAKER
NOT A DOUBLE TAKER
I DON'T HAVE
THE PATIENCE
TO KEEP IT ON THE UP
I'M GONNA BE A STAR
AND PEOPLE
WILL CRANE NECKS
TO GET A GLIMPSE OF ME
AND SEE IF I AM
HAVIN' SEX
IN STUDYIN' MY MOVES
TO TRY TO
UNDERSTAND
WHY I AM SO UNLIKE
THE SINGERS IN
THE OTHER BANDS
I'M SUCH A MYSTERY
AS ANYONE CAN SEE
THERE ISN'T
ANYBODY ELSE
EXACTLY
QUITE LIKE ME
AND WHEN IT'S
PARTY TIME
LIKE NINETEEN
NINETY-NINE
I PARTY BY MYSELF
BECAUSE I'M SUCH
A SPECIAL GUY
I'M A TROUBLEMAKER
NEVER BEEN A FAKER
DOIN' THINGS
MY OWN WAY
AND NEVER GIVIN' UP
I'M A TROUBLEMAKER
NOT A DOUBLE TAKER
I DON'T HAVE
THE PATIENCE
TO KEEP IT ON THE UP
KEEP IT ON THE UP
KEEP IT ON THE UP
KEEP IT ON THE UP
KEEP IT ON THE UP
NEVER GIVIN' UP