I guess it's somethin'
in my brain
I need whiskey to ease the pain
But it's early in the mornin'
and I'm feelin' bad again
But if you ever loved me
you'll go easy on me now
Fix me up a cup of coffee
And in a while I'll come around
I think I spent
the dog food money
But he'll love me
just the same
And if you really love me baby
Help me scrape
the mucus off my brain
It's a shame
when morning hurts
I've seen bad
and I've seen worse
It's the nature of my bein'
I took some money
from your purse
And that Frenchman
loves to party
And I know he's not to blame
But the way you're lookin'
at me baby
I just can't help
but feel the shame
I think I spent
the dog food money
But he'll love me
just the same
And if you really love me baby
Help me scrape
the mucus off my brain
And if you really love me baby
Help me scrape
the mucus off my brain