BEEN AWAY FOR
COLLEGE WAS
THE BADDEST
GEEK AROUND
HE'S BEEN DOING
EVERYTHING BUT
MAKE HIS PARENTS
PROUD
HE TRIED HIS BEST TO
STUDY HARD
BUT STILL HE GOT
TOO DRUNK
WON LOTS OF BEER
PONG TOURNAMENTS
BUT STILL HE
HAD TO FLUNK
HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND
GOT A GIRLFRIEND
HIS BARBIE TRIED
A FEMALE KEN
BUT WHEN THE WHITE
BALL HITS THE RED CUP
HE'S THE BADDEST F#####
IN THE FRAT CLUB
THEN HE DOES THE
PONG DANCE
THE THE THE THE
PONG DANCE
HE DOES THE
PONG DANCE
THE THE THE THE
PONG DANCE
HE'D NEVER TOUCHED
A CIGARETTE
BUT TRIED TO
SMOKE A J####
HE COUGHED AND SOON
HE FELT REGRET
JUST SCREAMING
WHAT'S THE POINT
AND EVERY TIME HE
SAW THIS GIRL
HIS FACE WOULD
TURN TO RED
EVEN THOUGH HE TOLD THE
GUYS HE GOT HER INTO BED
BUT WHEN YOU SEE
HIM AT THE TABLE
HE TURNS OUT TO
BE RATHER STABLE
AND WHEN THE WHITE
BALL HITS THE RED CUP
HE'S THE BADDEST
F##### IN THE FRAT CLUB
THEN HE DOES
THE PONG DANCE
THEN HE DOES THE
PONG DANCE