MY HEART WAS PARALYZED
MY HEAD WAS OVERSIZED
I'LL TAKE THE HIGH
ROAD LIKE I SHOULD
YOU SAID IT'S MEANT TO BE
THAT IT'S NOT YOU IT'S ME
YOU'RE LEAVING NOW
FOR MY OWN GOOD
THAT'S COOL BUT
IF MY FRIENDS
ASK WHERE YOU ARE
I'M GONNA SAY
SHE WENT DOWN IN
AN AIRPLANE
FRIED GETTING
SUNTANNED
FELL IN A CEMENT MIXER
FULL OF QUICKSAND
HELP ME HELP ME I'M NO
GOOD AT GOODBYES
SHE MET A SHARK
UNDER WATER
FELL AND NO ONE
CAUGHT HER
I RETURNED EVERYTHING
I EVER BOUGHT HER
HELP ME HELP ME I'M
ALL OUT OF LIES
AND WAYS TO SAY
YOU DIED
MY PRIDE STILL FEELS
THE STING
YOU WERE MY EVERYTHING
SOME DAY I'LL FIND
A LOVE LIKE YOURS
SHE'LL THINK
I'M SUPERMAN
NOT SUPER MINIVAN
HOW COULD YOU LEAVE
ON YOM KIPPUR
THAT'S COOL BUT IF MY
FRIENDS ASK WHERE
YOU ARE I'M GONNA SAY
SHE WAS CAUGHT
IN A MUDSLIDE
EATEN BY A LION
GOT RUN OVER BY
A CRAPPY PURPLE
SCION
HELP ME HELP ME I'M NO
GOOD AT GOODBYES
SHE DRIED UP IN
THE DESERT
DROWNED IN A HOT TUB
DANCED TO DEATH AT AN
EAST SIDE NIGHT CLUB
HELP ME HELP ME
I'M ALL OUT OF LIES
AND WAYS TO
SAY YOU DIED
THAT'S COOL BUT IF MY
FRIENDS ASK
WHERE YOU ARE
I'M GONNA SAY
THAT'S COOL BUT IF
MY FRIENDS ASK
WHERE YOU ARE
I'M GONNA SAY
SHE WENT DOWN
IN AN AIRPLANE
FRIED GETTING
SUNTANNED
FELL IN A CEMENT MIXER
FULL OF QUICKSAND
HELP ME HELP ME I'M NO
GOOD AT GOODBYES
SHE MET A SHARK
UNDER WATER
FELL AND NO ONE
CAUGHT HER
I RETURNED EVERYTHING
I EVER BOUGHT HER
HELP ME HELP ME I'M
ALL OUT OF LIES
SHE WAS CAUGHT
IN A MUDSLIDE
EATEN BY A LION
GOT RUN OVER BY
A CRAPPY PURPLE SCION
HELP ME HELP ME I'M
NO GOOD AT GOODBYES
SHE DRIED UP IN THE DESERT
DROWNED IN A HOT TUB
DANCED TO DEATH AT AN
EAST SIDE NIGHT CLUB
HELP ME HELP ME I'M
ALL OUT OF LIES
AND WAYS TO
SAY YOU DIED