A'ight dig it
Cold coolin' at a bar
And lookin' for some action
But like Mick Jagger said
I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around
But none of them
want to get with me
My threads are fresh
and I'm lookin' def
Yo what's up with L O C
The girls are all jokin'
at the other end of the bar
Havin' drinks with some
no name chump
When they know
that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over
to the other end of the cantina
I asked the guy Why you so fly
He said Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
This brother told me a secret
About how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina
in your glass
And the girls come runnin'
real quick
It's better than any alcohol
or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips
of this love potion
and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog
when he began to beg
He licked his bowl
and he looked at me
And did the wild thing
on my leg
He used to scratch
and bite me
Before he was much much
meaner
But now all the poodles
run to my house
For the Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'
I got all the dogs
in my neighborhood
breakin' down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone
with that Medina around
I went up to this girl
she said
Hi my name is Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go
with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said I'd like a drink
I said hm OK I'll go get it
Then a couple of sips
and she licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib
Everything went well
as planned
But when she got undressed
it was a big old mess
Sheena was a man
So I threw him out
I don't fool around
With no Oscar Meyer weiner
You must be sure
that your girl is pure
for the Funky Cold Medina
You know
Ain't no playin' with a man
This is the '80s and
I'm down with the ladies
Break it down
Back in the saddle
Lookin' for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant
on the Love Connection
The audience voted and
you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton
for Medina and some dinner
She had a few drinks and
I'm thinkin' soon
what I'll be gettin'
Instead she started talkin'
about plans for a wedding
Said wait slow down love
Not so fast I'll be seein' ya
That's why I found
you don't play around
with the Funky Cold Medina
Ya know what I'm sayin'
That Medina's a monster y'all
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina