DON'T YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY
THAT NOTHING'S WHAT IT SEEMS
WHEN YOU'RE
NOT LOOKING FORWARD
ME, I'D LIKE TO THINK
THAT LIFE IS LIKE A DRINK
AND I'M HOPIN' THAT
IT TASTES LIKE BOURBON
YOU KNOW THAT I'VE BEEN
DRUNK A THOUSAND TIMES
AND THESE SHOULD BE
THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE, LIFE
IT'S NOT WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS
DAMN BLAST!
LOOK AT MY PAST
I'M RIPPIN' UP MY FEET
OVER BROKEN GLASS
I SAID, OH WOW
LOOK AT ME NOW
I'M BUILDIN' UP MY PROBLEMS
TO THE SIZE OF A COW
OH..... THE SIZE OF A COW
YOU KNOW IT
WOULD BE STRANGE
TO LIVE LIFE IN A CAGE
AND ONLY BELIEVE
THE THINGS YOU SEE
THAT ARE WRITTEN ON THE PAGE
HOW EASY WOULD IT BE TO
BE HOME IN TIME FOR TEA
AND STOP FEELING LIKE A
SAILBOAT ROCKIN' ON THE SEA
YOU KNOW THAT IT'S BEEN
SUNK A THOUSAND TIMES
AND THESE SHOULD BE
THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE, LIFE
IT'S NOT WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS
DAMN BLAST!
LOOK AT MY PAST
I'M RIPPIN' UP MY FEET
OVER BROKEN GLASS
I SAID, OH WOW
LOOK AT ME NOW
I'M BUILDIN' UP MY PROBLEMS
TO THE SIZE OF A COW
OH..... THE SIZE OF A COW
OH..... THE SIZE OF A COW
YOU KNOW THAT I'VE BEEN
DRUNK A THOUSAND TIMES
AND THESE SHOULD BE
THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE, LIFE
IT'S NOT WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS
DAMN BLAST!
LOOK AT MY PAST
I'M RIPPIN' UP MY FEET
OVER BROKEN GLASS
I SAID, OH WOW
LOOK AT ME NOW
I'M BUILDIN' UP MY PROBLEMS
TO THE SIZE OF A COW
DAMN BLAST!
LOOK AT MY PAST
I'M RIPPIN' UP MY FEET
OVER BROKEN GLASS
I SAID, OH WOW
LOOK AT ME NOW
I'M BUILDIN' UP MY PROBLEMS
TO THE SIZE OF A COW
OH..... THE SIZE OF A COW
OH.....