One girl was called
Jean Marie
Another little girl
was called Felicity
Another little girl
was Sally Joy
The other was me
and I'm a boy...
My name is Bill
and I'm a headcase
They practise
making up
on my face
Yeah I feel lucky
if I get trousers
to wear
Spend ages
taking hairpins
from my hair
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
but my ma
won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
but if I say I am
I get it
Put your frock
on Jean Marie
Plait your hair
Felicity
Paint your nails
little Sally Joy
Put this wig on
little boy....
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
but my ma
won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
but if I say I am
I get it
I wanna play cricket
on the green
Ride my bike
across the stream
Cut myself
and see my blood
I wanna come home
all covered in mud...
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
but my ma
won't admit it
I'm a boy
I'm a boy
I'm a boy
I'm a boy
I'm a boy
I'm a boy
I'm a boy
I'm a boy
I'm a boy
I'm a boy....