We started livin' in an
old house
My ma' gave birth
And we were checkin' it out
It was a baby boy
So we bought him a toy
It was a ray gun
And it was 1981
We named him Baby
He had a toothache
He started cryin'
It sounded like an earthquake
It didn't last long
Because I stopped it
I grabbed a ragdoll and
stuck some little pins in it
Now we're a family
And we're alright now
We got money
And a little place to fight now
We don't know you
And we don't owe you
But if you see us around I got
somethin' else to show you
Now it's easy
When you don't know better
You think it's sleazy
Then put it in a short letter
We keep warm but there's
just somethin' wrong with you
Just feel that you're the
hardest little button to button
I had opinions
That didn't matter
I had a brain
That felt like pancake batter
I got a backyard
with nothin' in it
Except a stick a dog
And a box with somthin' in it
The hardest button to button
The hardest button to button
The hardest button to button
The hardest button to button
Oh-oh
The hardest button to button
The hardest button to button
Oh-oh
The hardest button to button
The hardest button to button
The hardest button to button
The hardest button to button
The hardest button to button
Oh-oh