Please allow me
to introduce myself
I'm a man of
wealth and taste
I've been around
for a long, long year
Stole many a
man's soul and faith
And I was 'round
when Jesus Christ
Had his moment
of doubt and pain
Made damn sure
that Pilate
Washed his hands
and sealed his fate
Pleased to
meet you
Hope you
guess my name
But what's
puzzling you
is the nature
of my game
I stuck around
St. Petersburg
when I saw it was
a time for a change
Killed the Czar
and his ministers
Anastasia screamed
in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the
blitzkrieg raged
And the
bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess
my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling
you is the nature
of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your
kings and queens
Fought for
ten decades
For the gods
they made
I shouted out,
"Who killed
the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you
and me
Let me please
introduce myself
I'm a man of
wealth and taste
And I laid traps
for troubadours
Who get killed before
they reached Bombay
Pleased to
meet you
Hope you guessed
my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling
you is the nature
of my game
Oh yeah,
Get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed
my name, oh yeah
But what's
confusing you is
the nature of
my game
Just as every cop
is a criminal
And all the
sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me
Lucifer 'cos I'm in need
of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy
and some taste
Use all your
well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your
soul to waste,
oh yeah
Pleased to
meet you
Hope you guessed
my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling
you is the nature
of my game
Um baby
Get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah,
get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Tell me honey
can ya guess
my name?