WHEN I WAS SMALL
I BELIEVED IN SANTA CLAUS
THOUGH I KNEW IT WAS MY DAD
AND I WOULD HANG UP
MY STOCKING AT CHRISTMAS
OPEN MY PRESENTS
AND I'D BE GLAD
BUT THE LAST TIME
I PLAYED FATHER CHRISTMAS
I STOOD OUTSIDE
A DEPARTMENT STORE
A GANG OF KIDS
CAME OVER AND MUGGED ME
AND KNOCKED MY REINDEER
TO THE FLOOR
THEY SAID, FATHER CHRISTMAS
GIVE US SOME MONEY
DON'T MESS AROUND
WITH THOSE SILLY TOYS
WE'LL BEAT YOU UP
IF YOU DON'T HAND IT OVER
WE WANT YOUR BREAD
SO, DON'T MAKE US ANNOYED
GIVE ALL THE TOYS
TO THE LITTLE RICH BOYS
DON'T GIVE MY BROTHER
A STEVE AUSTIN OUTFIT
DON'T GIVE MY SISTER
A CUDDLY TOY
WE DON'T WANT A JIGSAW
OR MONOPOLY MONEY
WE ONLY WANT THE REAL MCCOY
FATHER CHRISTMAS
GIVE US SOME MONEY
WE'LL BEAT YOU UP
IF YOU MAKE US ANNOYED
FATHER CHRISTMAS
GIVE US SOME MONEY
DON'T MESS AROUND
WITH THOSE SILLY TOYS
BUT GIVE MY DADDY A JOB
'CAUSE HE NEEDS ONE
HE'S GOT LOTS
OF MOUTHS TO FEED
BUT IF YOU'VE GOT ONE
I'LL HAVE A MACHINE GUN
SO, I CAN SCARE
ALL THE KIDS ON THE STREET
FATHER CHRISTMAS
GIVE US SOME MONEY
WE GOT NO TIME
FOR YOUR SILLY TOYS
WE'LL BEAT YOU UP
IF YOU DON'T HAND IT OVER
WE WANT YOUR BREAD
SO, DON'T MAKE US ANNOYED
GIVE ALL THE TOYS
TO THE LITTLE RICH BOYS
HAVE YOURSELF
A MERRY, MERRY CHRISTMAS
HAVE YOURSELF A GOOD TIME
BUT REMEMBER THE KIDS
WHO GOT NOTHING
WHILE YOU'RE DRINKING
DOWN YOUR WINE...
FATHER CHRISTMAS
GIVE US SOME MONEY
WE GOT NO TIME
FOR YOUR SILLY TOYS
FATHER CHRISTMAS
PLEASE HAND IT OVER
WE'LL BEAT YOU UP
SO, DON'T MAKE US ANNOYED
FATHER CHRISTMAS
GIVE US SOME MONEY
DON'T MESS AROUND
WITH THOSE SILLY TOYS
WE'LL BEAT YOU UP
IF YOU DON'T HAND IT OVER
WE WANT YOUR BREAD
SO, DON'T MAKE US ANNOYED
GIVE ALL THE TOYS
TO THE LITTLE RICH BOYS