Your servant!
Your servant!
Indeed I'm not
Your servant
Although you
Give me less than
Servant's pay
I'm a free
And independent
Employee,
Employee
Because I'm
A woman,
You think like
Ev'ry woman
I have to be
A slave
Or concubine
You conceited
Self indulgent
Libertine,
Libertine
How I wish I'd
Called him that,
Right to his face!
Libertine!
And while we're
On the subject,
Sire
There are certain
Goings on
Around this place
That I wish to
Tell you
I do not admire
I do not like
Polygamy, or even
Mod'rate bigamy
I realize that
In your eyes,
That clearly makes
A prig o' me
But I am from
A civilized land
Called Wales
Where men like you
Are kept in
County jails!
In your pursuit
Of pleasure
You have mistresses
Who treasure you
They have no ken
Of other men
Beside whom they
Can measure you
A flock of sheep
And you are
The only ram
No wonder you're
The wonder
Of Siam!
I'm rather glad
I didn't say that
Not with the women
Right there
And the children
The children,
The children,
I'll not forget
The children
No matter where
I go, I always see...
Those little faces
Looking up at me
Shall I tell you
What I think
Of you?
You're spoiled!
You're a
Conscientious
Worker, but
You're spoiled!
Giving credit
Where it's due
There is much
I like in you
But it's also
Very true that
You're spoiled!
Ev'rybody's
Always bowing
To the King!
Ev'rybody
Has to grovel
To the King!
By your Buddha,
You are blessed
By your ladies,
You're caressed
But the one who
Loves you best
Is the King
All that bowing
And kow-tow-ing
To remind you
Of your royalty
I find a most
Disgusting
Exhibition
I wouldn't ask
A Siamese cat
To demonstrate
His loyalty
By taking
That ridiculous
Position
How would you
Like it if
You were a man,
Playing the part
Of a toad?
Crawling around
On your elbows
And knees
Eating the dust
In the road!
Toads! Toads!
All of your people
Are toads!
Yes, your Majesty!
No your Majesty!
Tell us how low to
Go, your Majesty
Make some more
Decrees,
Your Majesty
Don't let us up
Off our knees,
Your Majesty
Give us a kick,
If you please
Your Majesty
Give us a kick,
If you would
Your Majesty
Oh, that was good,
Your Majesty!...