WELL OL' BUDDHA
WAS A MAN
AND I'M SURE
THAT HE MEANT WELL
BUT I'D PRAY
FOR HIS DISCIPLES
LEST THEY WIND UP
IN HELL
AND I'M SURE
THAT OL' MOHAMMED
THOUGHT HE KNEW
THE WAY
BUT IT WON'T BE
HARE KRISHNA
WE STAND BEFORE
ON THE JUDGMENT DAY
NO IT WON'T
BE OL' BUDDHA
THAT'S SITTIN'
ON THE THRONE
AND IT WON'T
BE OL' MOHAMMED
THAT'S CALLIN' US HOME
AND IT WON'T
BE HARE KRISHNA
THAT PLAYS THAT
TRUMPET TUNE
AND WE'RE GOIN'
TO SEE THE SON
NOT REVEREND MOON
WELL I DON'T
HATE ANYBODY
SO PLEASE
DON'T TAKE ME WRONG
BUT THERE REALLY
IS A MESSAGE
IN THIS SIMPLE SONG
YOU SEE
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
JESUS
IF ETERNAL LIFE
IS YOUR GOAL
AND MEDITATION
OF THE MIND
IT WON'T
SAVE YOUR SOUL
NO IT WON'T
BE OL' BUDDHA
THAT'S SITTIN'
ON THE THRONE
AND IT WON'T
BE OL' MOHAMMED
THAT'S CALLIN' US HOME
AND IT WON'T
BE HARE KRISHNA
THAT PLAYS THAT
TRUMPET TUNE
AND WE'RE GOIN'
TO SEE THE SON
NOT REVEREND MOON
WELL YOU CAN
CALL YOURSELF
A BAPTIST
AND NOT BE BORN AGAIN
A PRESBYTERIAN
OR A METHODIST
AND STILL DIE
IN YOUR SIN
YOU CAN EVEN BE
CHARISMATIC
SHOUT AND DANCE
AND JUMP A PEW
BUT IF YA
HATE YOUR BROTHER
YOU WON'T BE ONE
OF THE CHOSEN FEW
'CAUSE IT WON'T
BE A BAPTIST
THAT'S SITTIN'
ON THE THRONE
A PRESBYTERIAN
OR A METHODIST
THAT'S CALLIN' US HOME
AND IT WON'T
BE A CHARISMATIC
THAT PLAYS THAT
TRUMPET TUNE
SO LET'S ALL
JUST LIVE FOR JESUS
BECAUSE HE'S
COMIN' BACK REAL SOON
OH IT WON'T
BE OL' BUDDHA
THAT'S SITTIN'
ON THE THRONE
AND IT WON'T
BE OL' MOHAMMED
THAT'S CALLIN' US HOME
AND IT WON'T
BE HARE KRISHNA
THAT PLAYS THAT
TRUMPET TUNE
AND WE'RE GOIN'
TO SEE THE SON
AND NOT
REVEREND MOON
AND WE'RE GOIN'
TO SEE THE SON
AND NOT
REVEREND MOON