Woh!
Ee by gum!
We like to rock
Believe it or not
Ladies in the south
can never do it right
We know a lass
A really lovely
Yorkshire lass
When she starts
to dance
she shimmies
like a plate of tripe
We don't
impress you
That's the way
you rock and roll
Black pudding Bertha
She's the queen
of the show....
By gum
here she come
Yum yum
Shake your bum
Black pudding Bertha
She's the queen
of the show
Ooh she
can shake
Like an
earthquake
And everybody knows
she blows
like dynamite
Her greasy lips
Taste a bit like
fish and chips
Every time we kiss
she wets
my appetite
Big fat 'n' juicy
What can her
attraction be?
Looks just like
a pudding
That's why she
appeals to me...
By gum
Here she come
Yum yum
Shake your bum
Black pudding Bertha
She's the queen
of the show
By gum
Here she come
Yum yum
Shake your bum
Black pudding Bertha
She's the queen
of the show
By gum
Here she come
Yum yum
Shake your bum
Black pudding Bertha
She's the queen
of the show
Oh by gum
Here she come
Yum yum
Shake your bum
Black pudding Bertha
She's the queen
of the show
Oh by gum
Here she come
Yum yum
Shake your bum