You're out of work
Your pride is
Missin'
They call you jerk
But you don't
Listen
You haven't got a
Pot to piss in
But you're a... Man
Your hands are
Rough
Your back is hairy
Your talk is tough
Your smell is scary
Here's what
You're not
You're not a fairy
No you're a
Beer-drinking
Real live Man
And when the
Beef comes out
You do the carvin'
You hate
Tom Cruise
But you love
Lee Marvin
You're a Man and
That's a bonus
'Cause when you're
Swinging
Your cojones
You'll show 'em
What testosterone
'Cause you're a
Boot wearin'
Beer-drinking
Chevy-driving Man
Don't do it to be
The most talked
About Man in
Buffalo
Don't do it for
All the money
You're gonna
Rake in
Don't even do it
So your best friend
Can keep seeing his
Son whom he loves
More than life
Oh no do it
For yourself
Davie-boy
Show yourself the
Stuff you're made of
Don't show me
You get these plans
They always fail
You've been
Divorced, you've
Been to jail
You may be bold
You may be male
But you're a bum
Bum ba-dum bum
You got your dreams
You got your wishes
And I don't want
To sound
Malicious
But you're a nut
And I got dishes
I'm going home
See ya
You walk away now
But you'll be back
You know you're
Always there for me
Not this time
Fabio
Jerry the Stripper
Surf's up, ladies
Here comes
Lukowski
The big kahuna
Riding your
Pipeline
I'm hanging ten
Stand back, ladies
lt's quarterback
Jerry
Throwing a long
Ball right into your
End zone
Touchdown!
Wanna go for two?
Bases loaded
lt's bad boy Jerry
Swinging a big
Big ol' bat
B-b-banging one
Right at you
Baby...BooYaa!
I'm gonna jump
Straight up
Kick a hole in
The moon
Don't know exactly
Where I'm going
But I know I'm
Gonna get there
Soon
I'll show you
I'll show them all
I'll show them all
The real thing
What is a Man?
Why does he bother?
"Cause he's a Man
'Cause he's a Father
He wants his kid
He wants his life
He wants to...
He wants to be
A Man
A real Man
Yes, I am
I'm gonna be
I've gotta be
A real Man
With a mission
Like you see
On television
I'm a real fine
Gen-u-ine
Man!...