Well she wants to be
a singer in the band
Maybe I'll give the girl
a hand and a microphone
Looks like she's all alone
She can bring a friend
though she's not
my kind of friend
She keeps on starin'
me out with her
Ole black and
blue eyes
And I can take her
dancing just to give
the girl a chance and
I was never that good at
being nice when I should
I guess that she'll forgive
me right before she
tries to kill me 'cos I
sold her on yesterday's
Come take me
home eye....s
And I can take her
waltzing just so she
could kick my head in
Oh I do believe I was
drunk and both of my
heads had shrunk
I guess her name was
Tina 'cos before I'd
even seen her I was
lost in her
"what's your name?"
Just get me
both eye.....s
Ole take me
home eye....s
And Chelsea said she's
got nowhere to go
And if she does she's
getting there slow
And I can help her
out but I've got
somewhere to be
And that's the
very thing when
you're dealing with me
Young soul dagger
begging me to bag her
Filthy heart
and swollen hips
And she said
Oh my dearest
I'm not pretty
Isn't it a pity that you
won't kiss these
rotten lips?
Or take me
home eye....s
Ole black
and blue eye....s
And Chelsea said she's
got nowhere to go
And if she does she's
getting there slow
And I can help her
out but I've got
somewhere to be
And that's the
very thing when
you're dealing with me
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