I GOT MY PhD
IN HEARTACHES
AND MISERY
AND A BS IN
BAR-STOOL
PHILOSOPHY
YOU'RE MY
INSPIRATION
FOR HIGHER
EDUCATION
NOW THE FINAL TEST
IS RIGHT HERE
IN FRONT OF ME
I'M TAKIN' A BAR EXAM
UNDER A NEON SIGN
I'M GONNA GRADUATE
WHEN YOU'RE
OFF MY MIND
IN THIS
HONKY-TONK SCHOOL
WE GOT
A HELL OF A BAND
DRINK BY DRINK
TAKIN' A BAR EXAM
I KNOW BEER WINE
WHISKEY AND GIN
STUDIED EVERY GLASS
AND BOTTLE
THEY COME IN
I'LL PASS
WITH FLYING COLORS
SO HIGH ABOVE
THE OTHERS
SO SET 'EM UP
I'M READY TO BEGIN
I'M TAKIN' A BAR EXAM
UNDER A NEON SIGN
I'M GONNA GRADUATE
WHEN YOU'RE
OFF MY MIND
IN THIS
HONKY-TONK SCHOOL
WE GOT
A HELL OF A BAND
DRINK BY DRINK
I'M TAKIN' A BAR EXAM
TAKIN' A BAR EXAM
UNDER A NEON SIGN
I'M GONNA GRADUATE
WHEN YOU'RE
OFF MY MIND
IN THIS
HONKY-TONK SCHOOL
WE GOT
A HELL OF A BAND
DRINK BY DRINK
TAKIN' A BAR EXAM
DRINK BY DRINK
I'M TAKIN' A BAR EXAM