ONE SATURDAY
I TOOK A WALK
TO ZIPPERHEAD
I MET A GIRL THERE
AND SHE ALMOST
KNOCKED ME DEAD
PUNK ROCK GIRL
PLEASE LOOK AT ME
WHAT DO YOU SEE
LET'S TRAVEL
'ROUND THE WORLD
JUST YOU AND ME
PUNK ROCK GIRL
I TAPPED HER
ON THE SHOULDER
AND SAID
DO YOU HAVE A BEAU
SHE LOOKED AT ME
AND SMILED AND SAID
SHE DID NOT KNOW
PUNK ROCK GIRL
GIVE ME A CHANCE
LET'S GO SLAM DANCE
WE'LL DRESS LIKE
MINNIE PEARL
JUST YOU AND ME
PUNK ROCK GIRL
WE WENT TO THE
PHILLY PIZZA COMPANY
AND ORDERED
SOME HOT TEA
THE WAITRESS SAID
WELL NO
WE ONLY HAVE IT ICED
SO WE JUMPED UP
ON THE TABLE AND
SHOUTED ANARCHY
AND SOMEONE PLAYED
A BEACH BOYS' SONG
ON THE JUKEBOX
IT WAS
CALIFORNIA DREAMIN'
SO WE
STARTED SCREAMIN'
ON SUCH A WINTER'S DAY
SHE TOOK ME
TO HER PARENTS'
FOR A SUNDAY MEAL
HER FATHER TOOK
ONE LOOK AT ME AND
HE BEGAN TO SQUEAL
PUNK ROCK GIRL
IT MAKES NO SENSE
YOU'RE DAD IS
THE VICE PRESIDENT
PERCHANCE
THE DUKE OF EARL
YEAH YOU'RE FOR ME
PUNK ROCK GIRL
WE WENT TO A
SHOPPING MALL
AND LAUGHED AT
ALL THE SHOPPERS
AND SECURITY GUARDS
TRAILED US
TO A RECORD SHOP
WE ASKED FOR
MOJO NIXON
THEY SAID
HE DON'T WORK HERE
WE SAID
IF YOU DON'T GOT
MOJO NIXON
THEN YOUR STORE
COULD USE SOME FIXIN'
WE GOT INTO A CAR AWAY
WE STARTED ROLLIN'
I SAID HOW MUCH YOU
PAY FOR THIS
SAID NOTHIN' MAN
IT'S STOLEN
PUNK ROCK GIRL
YOU LOOK SO WILD
LET'S HAVE A CHILD
WE'LL NAME HER
MINNIE PEARL
JUST YOU AND ME EAT
FUDGE BANANA SWIRL
JUST YOU AND ME
WE'LL TRAVEL
'ROUND THE WORLD
JUST YOU AND ME
PUNK ROCK GIRL