AND THE WOMEN TUG THEIR HAIR
LIKE THEY'RE TRY'NA PROVE
IT WON'T FALL OUT
AND ALL THE MEN
ARE GARGOYLES
DIPPED LONG IN IRISH STOUT
THE WHOLE PLACE IS PICKLED
THE PEOPLE ARE
PICKLES FOR SURE
AND NO-ONE KNOWS
IF THEY'VE DONE MORE HERE
THAN THEY EVER
WOULD DO IN A JAR...
THIS COULD BE ROTTERDAM
OR ANYWHERE
LIVERPOOL OR ROME
'CAUSE ROTTERDAM IS ANYWHERE
ANYWHERE ALONE
ANYWHERE ALONE
AND EVERYONE IS BLONDE
AND EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL
AND WHEN BLONDE AND
BEAUTIFUL ARE MULTIPLE
THEY BECOME SO
DULL AND DUTIFUL
AND WHEN FACED
WITH DULL AND DUTIFUL
THEY FIRE RED WARNING FLARES
BATTLE-KHAKI PERSONALITY
WITH RED UNDERWEAR
THIS COULD BE ROTTERDAM
OR ANYWHERE
LIVERPOOL OR ROME
'CAUSE ROTTERDAM IS ANYWHERE
ANYWHERE ALONE
ANYWHERE ALONE
THE WHOLE PLACE IS PICKLED
THE PEOPLE ARE
PICKLES FOR SURE
AND NO-ONE KNOWS
IF THEY'VE DONE MORE HERE
THAN THEY EVER
WOULD DO IN A JAR...
THIS COULD BE ROTTERDAM
OR ANYWHERE
LIVERPOOL OR ROME
'CAUSE ROTTERDAM IS ANYWHERE
ANYWHERE ALONE
THIS COULD BE ROTTERDAM
OR ANYWHERE
LIVERPOOL OR ROME
'CAUSE ROTTERDAM IS ANYWHERE
ANYWHERE ALONE
ANYWHERE ALONE
ANYWHERE ALONE
ANYWHERE ALONE
ANYWHERE ALONE
ALONE, ALONE
OOH, THIS COULD BE ROTTERDAM
OR ANYWHERE
LIVERPOOL OR ROME