I am he
As you are he
As you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like
pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm cryin'
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt
Stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Mister city policeman
sittin' pretty
Little policemen in a row
See how they fly like
Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm cryin'
I'm cryin'
I'm cryin'
I'm cryin'
Yellow matter custard
Drippin' from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from
standing in the English rain
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Goo goo goo g'joob
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Choking smokers
Don't you think the joker
laughs at you
See how they smile like
pigs in a sty
See how they snied
I'm cryin'
Semolina pilchards
Climbin' up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin
Singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen
them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
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