WHEN YOU'RE WORKIN'
AND BOREDOM'S LURKIN'
THERE MUST BE
SOMETHIN' NEW TO DO
A DENTIST CAN GO
AND HAVE A LITTLE AGGRO
'CAUSE HE CAN
TAKE IT OUT ON YOU
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OPEN WIDER PLEASE
A LITTLE WIDER
THIS WON'T HURT
MUCH
THERE'S A DENTIST
IN BIRMINGHAM
HE FIXED MY CROWN
AND AS I SLEPT
HE FILLED MY MOUTH WITH IRON
HE SAID
RINSE OUT YOUR MOUTH
WITH THE MEDICATION
SPIT IT OUT
IN THE RECEPTACLE
BY YOUR SIDE
ON THE RIGHT
NO, THE RIGHT
NO-ONE WOULD LISTEN
TO THE SMURFS IN PRISON
SO, THEY JUMPED
OVER THE WALL
A POLICEMAN SAW THEM
HE CHASED AND CAUGHT THEM
THIS IS WHAT HE ASKED THEM ALL
WHERE ARE YOU
ALL COMING FROM
WE'RE FROM DARTMOOR
ON THE RUN
HOW DID YOU
WORK OUT YOUR ROUTE
WE FOLLOWED THE
ARROWS ON OUR SUITS
WHAT WERE YOU
IN DARTMOOR FOR
WE BORROWED A SAFE
FROM THE BANK NEXT DOOR
WHY DO YOU ALL TALK THIS WAY
'CAUSE WE'RE FROM CATFORD
AIN'T WE, EH
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WITH BIG ROSETTES
AND COLOURED SCARVES
THEY GO TO CHEER
THEIR FAVOURITE STARS
THEY ALL LOOK FORWARD
TO THEIR SATURDAYS
THERE'S ONE YOUNG LAD
WALKS DOWN OUR STREET
WITH BOVVER BOOTS
UPON HIS FEET
AND AN AEROSOL CAN OF PAINT
HE FREELY SPRAYS
AND HE PAINTED
GRANDAD'S BIKE AND
NEXT DOOR'S CATS AND DOGS
HE SPRAYED A COUPLE ON
THE CORNER OF THE STREET
THAT WERE HAVING A SNOG
HE FELL DOWN ON HIS CAN
AND HIS AEROSOL WENT BANG
AND ALL THEY FOUND WAS
A FLAT CAP AND HIS CLOGS
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