I CAN'T REMEMBER
WHEN WE MET
BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T
HAVE A TOP ON
I IMPROVISED
A LITTLE BIT
SHE SAID MY
REFERENCES
WERE SPOT ON
CAN I TAKE
YOU FOR A DRINK
SHE SAID OH GOD
I'LL HAVE TO THINK
BECAUSE WE'RE MATES
IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT
AND I SAID
IT'S COOL AND I WAS
MESSING BUT IT'S TRUE
YEAH IT'S YOU
YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT MAKES ME
FEEL RIGHT
I'VE BEEN IN LOVE
WITH HER FOR AGES
AND I CAN'T SEEM
TO GET IT RIGHT
I FELL IN LOVE
WITH HER IN STAGES
MY WHOLE LIFE
I HAD A DREAM
WHERE WE HAD KIDS
YOU WOULD COOK
I'D DO THE NAPPIES
WE WENT TO WINTER
WONDERLAND
AND IT WAS **** BUT
WE WERE HAPPY
I'M SORRY THAT
I'M KINDA QUEER
IT'S NOT AS WEIRD
AS IT APPEARS
IT'S 'CAUSE MY
BODY DOESN'T STOP ME
OH IT'S OKAY
LOTS OF PEOPLE
THINK I'M GAY
BUT WE'RE FRIENDS
SO IT'S COOL
WHY WOULD IT NOT BE
I'VE BEEN IN LOVE
WITH HER FOR AGES
AND I CAN'T SEEM
TO GET IT RIGHT
I FELL IN LOVE
WITH HER IN STAGES
MY WHOLE LIFE
AND THERE'S BEEN
NO WAY
FOR ME TO SAY
THAT I FELT
A CERTAIN WAY
IN STAGES OH
I THINK THE STORY
NEEDS MORE PAGES YES
I'VE BEEN IN LOVE
WITH HER FOR AGES
AND AGES
I'VE BEEN IN LOVE
WITH HER FOR AGES
AND AGES
I'VE BEEN IN LOVE
WITH HER FOR AGES
FOR AGES
AND AGES
I'VE BEEN IN LOVE
WITH HER FOR AGES
FOR AGES
AND AGES
I'VE BEEN IN LOVE
WITH YOU FOR AGES
AGES
AND AGES YEAH
I'VE BEEN IN LOVE
WITH YOU FOR AGES
FOR AGES
I'VE BEEN IN LOVE
WITH YOU FOR AGES