(Deadpool)
(Deadpool)
(Deadpool)
They call me Deadpool
I'm hella fast
came to merc the bad
guys and get some a*s
Got blades for days
Got guns galore
Got combo moves
evades and more
With bear traps
and hand grenades
pull the pistol like a
maniac right in your face
poppin' off caps
leave a trail of guts
Sittin' on my chair
and scratchin' my n*ts
don't stop when I shoot
full-auto is on
Your a*s is grass
and I'm mowin' the lawn
hot lead to the head
and I won't stop
what your crew gonna do
when I hack and chop
All these b***hes
are primadonas
I stuff my face
with Chimichangas
Tacos and beers
always keepin' it loose
hang on for a minute
while I'm droppin' a deuce
Sexy motherf**ka
Captain Deadpool
nah just Deadpool
Merc with a mouth
I can't die
one foot in the grave
but I'm still alive
Try to kill me
I'll just revive
then I'll put another bullet
right between your eyes
I'm dangerous
Feeling reckless
squeeze your neck
like I was a necklace
jump flip and leave 'em
headless I like my guns
all big like Texas
Hey goons
thugs and bosses
Guess what?
I bought Colossus!
Time's up
better count your losses
kickin' that a*s
as my girlfriend watches
Run away you know
that I'll chase
every bad guy put them
right in their place
revenge
I'm gonna give you
a taste I'm sexy as hell
but I cover my face
I'm about to take you
all to school with
guns and knives
Tellin' jokes and
breakin' the rules
I came for the tacos
Playin' with the ladies
and my family jewels
to bust a n*t
'Bout to throw down
with all these fools
so come and get some
Bring the noise
I'll bring the pain ha
kickin' a*s
and taking names
Payback time
I'm not playing games
these superpowers
are feeling strange
I move like
a freakin' ninja
hand to hand
you know I'll end ya
Got two swords
now I'll avenge ya
I don't care
if I offend ya
Listen up
I got something to say
that's right
I run my mouth all day
Step up
take a blood bath
now you're trying to run
and it's making me laugh
Ha ha ha
Where ya gonna go to?
Tryna hide
but you know
that I'll find you
Tippy toe
sneakin' up behind you
I'm Deadpool
do I have to remind you?
Regenerate
Because it's cool
when I fall off a ledge
The crazy a*s guards
always lookin' to duel
so click click BOOM!
I don't believe
in the Golden Rule
I came to get laid
Note to the ladies
I'm not a tool
I'm a sexy motherf**ka
Sexy motherf**ka
Sexy motherf**ka
Sexy motherf**ka
Sexy motherf**ka
(Deadpool)
(Deadpool)
(Deadpool)