I HAVE THIS THING
WHERE I GET OLDER
BUT JUST NEVER WISER
MIDNIGHTS BECOME
MY AFTERNOONS
WHEN MY DEPRESSION
WORKS THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT
ALL OF THE PEOPLE
I'VE GHOSTED
STAND THERE IN THE ROOM
I SHOULD NOT BE LEFT
TO MY OWN DEVICES
THEY COME WITH
PRICES AND VICES
I END UP IN CRISIS
I WAKE UP SCREAMING
FROM DREAMING
ONE DAY I'LL WATCH AS
YOU'RE LEAVING, 'CAUSE YOU
GOT TIRED OF MY SCHEMING
IT'S ME
HI
I'M THE PROBLEM, IT'S ME
AT TEATIME
EVERYBODY AGREES
I'LL STARE DIRECTLY AT THE SUN
BUT NEVER IN THE MIRROR
IT MUST BE EXHAUSTING
ALWAYS ROOTING FOR
THE ANTI-HERO
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE
EVERYBODY IS A SEXY BABY
AND I'M A MONSTER
ON THE HILL
TOO BIG TO HANG OUT
SLOWLY LURCHING TOWARD
YOUR FAVOURITE CITY
PIERCED THROUGH THE HEART
BUT NEVER KILLED
DID YOU HEAR
MY COVERT NARCISSISM
I DISGUISE AS ALTRUISM
LIKE SOME KIND
OF CONGRESSMAN
I WAKE UP SCREAMING
FROM DREAMING
ONE DAY I'LL WATCH AS
YOU'RE LEAVING AND LIFE
WILL LOSE ALL ITS MEANING
IT'S ME
HI
I'M THE PROBLEM, IT'S ME
AT TEATIME
EVERYBODY AGREES
I'LL STARE DIRECTLY AT THE SUN
BUT NEVER IN THE MIRROR
IT MUST BE EXHAUSTING
ALWAYS ROOTING FOR
THE ANTI-HERO
I HAVE THIS DREAM
MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW
KILLS ME FOR THE MONEY
SHE THINKS I LEFT THEM
IN THE WILL
THE FAMILY GATHERS 'ROUND
AND READS IT
AND THEN SOMEONE
SCREAMS OUT
SHE'S LAUGHIN' UP
AT US FROM HELL
IT'S ME
HI
I'M THE PROBLEM, IT'S ME
IT'S ME
HI
I'M THE PROBLEM, IT'S ME
IT'S ME
HI
EVERYBODY AGREES
EVERYBODY AGREES
IT'S ME
HI
I'M THE PROBLEM, IT'S ME
AT TEATIME
EVERYBODY AGREES
I'LL STARE DIRECTLY AT THE SUN
BUT NEVER IN THE MIRROR
IT MUST BE EXHAUSTING
ALWAYS ROOTING FOR
THE ANTI-HERO