If they could
see me now
that little gang of mine
I'm eating fancy chow
and drinking fancy wine
I'd like those stumble
bums to see for a fact
The kind of top drawer
first rate chums I attract
all I can say is wow-ee
look at where I am
Tonight I landed, pow!
right in a pot of jam
What a set up!
Holy cow
they'd never believe it
if my friends
could see me now!
If they could
see me now
my little dusty group
Traipsin' round this million
dollar chicken coop
I'd hear those
thrift shop cats say
Brother get her!
Draped on a bed
spread made
from three kinds of fur
all I can say is wow
wait till the riff an' raff
See just exactly how
he signed this autograph
what a build up
Holy cow
they'd never believe it
if my friends
could see me now!
If they could
see me now
alone with Mister V
Who's waiting on me
like he was a maître d'
I'd hear my
buddies saying
"Crazy what gives?
Tonight she's living like
the other half live"
to think the highest brow
which I must say is he
Should pick the
lowest brow
which there's
no doubt is me
What a step up
Holy cow
they'd never believe it
if my friends
could see me now
They'd never believe it
They'd never believe it
if my friends
could see me now
Hi girls it's me
Charity!