THEY DO IT DOWN
ON CAMBER SANDS
THEY DO IT AT WAIKIKI
LAZING ABOUT THE BEACH
ALL DAY AT NIGHT THE
CRIKETS CREEPY
SQUINTING FACES AT THE SKY
A HAROLD ROBBINS PAPERBACK
SURFERS DROP THEIR
BOARDS AND DRY
AND EVERYBODY WANTS A HAT
BUT BEHIND THE CHALET
MY HOLIDAY'S COMPLETE
AND I FEEL LIKE WILLIAM TELL
MAID MARIAN ON HER
TIPTOED FEET
PULLING MUSSELS
FROM A SHELL
PULLING MUSSELS
FROM A SHELL
SHRINKING IN THE SEA SO COLD
TOPLESS LADIES LOOK AWAY
A HE-MAN IN A SUDDEN SHOWER
SHELTERS FROM THE RAIN
YOU WISH YOU HAD
A MOTOR BOAT
TO POSE AROUND
THE HARBOUR BAR
AND WHEN THE SUN
GOES OFF TO BED
YOU HOOK IT UP
BEHIND THE CAR
BUT BEHIND THE CHALET
MY HOLIDAY'S COMPLETE
AND I FEEL LIKE WILLIAM TELL
MAID MARIAN ON HER
TIPTOED FEET
PULLING MUSSELS
FROM A SHELL
PULLING MUSSELS
FROM A SHELL
TWO FAT LADIES WINDOW SHOP
SOMETHING FOR
THE MANTLEPIECE
IN FOR BINGO ALL THE NINES
A PANDA FOR
SWEET LITTLE NIECE
COACH DRIVERS STAND ABOUT
LOOKING AT A LOCAL MAP
ABOUT THE BOY HE'S GONE AWAY
DOWN TO NEXT DOOR'S CARAVAN
BUT BEHIND THE CHALET
MY HOLIDAY'S COMPLETE
AND I FEEL LIKE WILLIAM TELL
MAID MARIAN ON HER
TIPTOED FEET
PULLING MUSSELS
FROM A SHELL
PULLING MUSSELS
FROM A SHELL
BUT BEHIND THE CHALET
MY HOLIDAY'S COMPLETE
AND I FEEL LIKE WILLIAM TELL
MAID MARIAN ON HER
TIPTOED FEET
PULLING MUSSELS
FROM A SHELL
PULLING MUSSELS
FROM A SHELL