Overwear, underwear,
anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear,
anytime, anywhere
Now I believe
in looking
Like my time
on earth is cooking
With a polka-dotted,
stripes or even checks
With some glamour
guaranteeing
Every fibre
of my being
Is displayed
to quite
remarkable effect
From your cradle
via your trousseau
To your death bed
you're on view so
Never compromise
accept no substitute
I would rather wear
a barrel
Than conservative
apparel
Because dress has
always been
my strongest suit
Overwear, underwear,
anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear,
anytime, anywhere
Staying in or
hitting townwards
From the top
and working
downwards
I ensure that every
stitch is stitched
in time
Whether wig
or hat or turban
Whether clog,
boudoir or urban
Not to strut your
stuff outrageously
is a crime
And the few
who are invited
To my wardrobe
are delighted
As they wander
through
my things
to find a route
That in negligee
or formal
I am anything but
normal
Because dress
has always been
my strongest suit
Overwear, underwear,
anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear,
anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear,
anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear,
anytime, anywhere
Now you don't need
a recital
Of the reasons
why it's vital
That tonight my
drop-ins will
not be subdued
That from coronet
to sandal
No one else
is worth a
candle
That I couldn't make
more impact in the
nude
So bring me
all my finest
Most audacious,
my divinest
Most revealing,
most expensive
and to boot
Most arresting,
most heart-stopping
Most free-flowing,
most eye-popping
Because dress
has always been
my strongest suit
Overwear, underwear,
anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear,
anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear,
anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear,
anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear,
anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear,
anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear,
anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear,
anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear,
anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear,
anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear,
anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear,
anytime, anywhere