In number sixty-nine
there lives
a transvestite
He's a man by day
but he's a woman
by night
There's a man in
number four who swears
he's Saddam Hussein
Says he's on
the chart to start
the third world war
Oh if you find the time
please come and
stay a while in my
beautiful neighbourhood
In a hundred and ten
they haven't
paid the rent
So there goes the TV
with the repo man
In nine-nine-nine
they make a living
from crime
The house is always
empty 'cos they're
all doing time
Oh if you find the time
please come and
stay a while in my
beautiful neighbourhood
My neighbourhood
My, my, my
beautiful neighbourhood
My neighbourhood
My, my, my
beautiful neighbourhood
In number eighteen
there lives a
big butch queen
He's bigger than
Tyson and he's
twice as mean
In six-six-six there
lives a Mister Miller
He's our local vicar
and a serial killer
Oh if you find the time
please come and
stay a while in my
beautiful neighbourhood
My neighbourhood
My, my, my
beautiful neighbourhood
My neighbourhood
My, my, my
beautiful neighbourhood
Oh they want to knock
us down 'cos they
think we're scum
But we will all be
waiting when the
bulldozers come
In a neighbourhood
like this you know
it's hard to survive
So you'd better
come prepared 'cos
they won't
take us alive
Oh if you find the time
please come and
stay a while in my
beautiful neighbourhood
My neighbourhood
My, my, my
beautiful neighbourhood
My neighbourhood
My, my, my
beautiful neighbourhood