[Wise]
We got sunlight on the sand
We got moonlight on the sea
[Steeves]
We got mangoes and bananas
You can pick right off a tree
[Johnson]
We got volleyball and ping pong
And a lot of dandy games
[Billis]
What ain't we got
[All] We ain't got dames
[West]
We get packages from home
[McCafferty]]
We get movies we get shows
[Stewpot] We get speeches
From the skipper
[Adams]
And advice from Tokyo Rose
[Wise] We get letters
Doused wid poifume
[Quale]
We 5 et dizz from de smell
[Billis]
What don't we get
[All]
You know damn well
[Billis]
We got nothin' to put on
A clean white suit for
What we need
Is what there ain't no
Substitute for
[All]
There is nothin' like a dame
Nothin' in the world
There is nothin' you can name
That is anythin' like a dame
[Singers Alternate]
We get restless we feel blue
We feel lonely and in brief
We feel ev'ry kind of feeling
But the feelin' of relief
We feel hungry as the wolf felt
When he met Red Riding Hood
[All]
What don't we feel
[Stewpot]
We don't feel good
[Billis]
Lots of things in life
Are beautiful but brother
There is one particular thing
That is nothin' whatsoever
In any way shape or form
Like any other
[All]
There is nothin' like a dame
Nothin' in the world
There is nothin' you can name
That is anythin' like a dame
Nothin' else is built the same
Nothin' in the world
[Solo]
Has a soft and wavy frame
Like the silhouette of a dame
[Bass Solo]
There is absolutely nothin'
Like the frame of a dame
[Johnson]
So suppose a dame ain't bright
Or completely free from flaws
[Quale]
Or as faithful as a birddog
Or as kind as Santa Claus
[Wise]
It's a waste of time to worry
Over things that they have not
[McCafferty]]
Be thankful for
[All] The things they've got
There is nothin' you can name
That is anythin' like a dame
[Baritones]
There are no books like a dame
[Tenors]
And nothin' looks like a dame
[Baritones]
There are no drinks like a dame
[Tenors]
And nothin' thinks like a dame
[Baritone]
Nothin' acts like a dame
[Tenors]
Or attracts like a dame
[All]
There ain't a thing
That's wrong wti h any man here
That can't be cured
By puttin' him near
A girly womanly female
Feminine dame