WHY CAN'T I
G.I. JOE
MOVED TO MEXICO
HE'S HIDIN' FROM
THE I.R.S.
WEARIN' DIAMOND RINGS
AND LIVIN' LIKE A KING
AT AN
UNDISCLOSED ADDRESS
SUPERMAN FLEW
TO JAPAN AND
GAVE UP FIGHTIN' CRIME
HE'S DOIN'
COMMERCIALS FOR
COMPACT CARS
LIVIN' IN A BIG HIGH-RISE
BUT EVERYBODY'S GOTTA
GROW UP SOMETIME
TO GET A LITTLE SLICE OF
THAT BIG OLD
AMERICAN PIE
YEAH EVERYBODY'S
GOTTA GROW UP
SOMETIME
WHY CAN'T I
THE OLD LONE RANGER
BOUGHT AN RV PARK
SOMEWHERE IN ARIZONA
AND TONTO BUILT
A BIG CASINO
IN OMZAPPA OKLAHOMA
BARBIE AND KEN
THEY GOT A DIVORCE
I GUESS THAT'S
THE WAY IT GOES
SHE GOT THE HOUSE AND
ACCESSORIES AND
TOLD KEN TO
HIT THE ROAD
BUT EVERYBODY'S GOTTA
GROW UP SOMETIME
TO GET A LITTLE SLICE OF
THAT BIG OLD
AMERICAN PIE
YEAH EVERYBODY'S
GOTTA GROW UP
SOMETIME
WHY CAN'T I
WHY CAN'T I
ALL OF MY HEROES
ABANDONED THEIR EGOS
AND LEFT ME AT
HOME ON THE RANGE
I'M STILL STUCK
AND I'M STILL
DOWN ON MY LUCK
WAITIN' FOR
SOMETHIN' TO CHANGE
EVERYBODY'S GOTTA
GROW UP SOMETIME
GET A LITTLE SLICE OF
THAT BIG OLD
AMERICAN PIE
YEAH EVERYBODY'S
GOTTA GROW UP
SOMETIME
WHY CAN'T I
WHY CAN'T I
WHY CAN'T I
YEAH WHY CAN'T I
HOO-UH