AHOY, SCURVIES!
LISTEN TO THIS THEN
IT WAS ON THE GOOD SHIP VENUS
BY CHRIST
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN US
THE FIGUREHEAD
WAS A WHORE IN BED
AND THE MAST
A MAMMOTH PENIS
THE CAPTAIN OF THIS LUGGER
HE WAS A DIRTY BUGGER
HE WASN'T FIT TO SHOVEL SHIT
FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
THERE WAS FUCK ALL ELSE TO DO
CAPTAIN'S NAME WAS MORGAN
BY CHRIST, HE WAS A GORGON
TEN TIMES A DAY
SWEET TUNES HE'D PLAY
ON HIS FUCKIN' ORGAN
THE FIRST MATE'S NAME
WAS COOPER
BY CHRIST, HE WAS A TROOPER
HE JERKED AND JERKED
UNTIL HE WORKED
HIMSELF INTO A STUPOR
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
THERE WAS FUCK ALL ELSE TO DO
HOLD ON
GIVE IT SOME BOLLOCKS!
THE SECOND MATE WAS ANDY
BY CHRIST, HE HAD A DANDY
'TIL THEY CRUSHED HIS COCK
ON A JAGGED ROCK
FOR CUMMING IN THE BRANDY
THE CABIN BOY WAS FLIPPER
HE WAS A FUCKIN' NIPPER
HE STUFFED HIS ARSE
WITH A BROKEN GLASS
AND CIRCUMCISED THE SKIPPER
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
THERE WAS FUCK ALL ELSE TO DO
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
THERE WAS FUCK ALL ELSE TO DO
THE CAPTAIN'S WIFE WAS MABEL
TO FUCK, SHE WASN'T ABLE
SO, THE DIRTY SHITS
THEY ALL NAILED HER TITS
ACROSS THE BAR-ROOM TABLE
THE CAPTAIN HAD A DAUGHTER
WHO FELL IN DEEP SEA WATER
DELIGHTED SQUEALS
REVEALED THAT EELS HAD
FOUND HER SEXUAL QUARTERS
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
THERE WAS FUCK ALL ELSE TO DO
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
THERE WAS FUCK ALL ELSE TO DO
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
THERE WAS FUCK ALL ELSE TO DO
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
THERE WAS FUCK ALL ELSE TO DO