I'M SICK OF
SEARCHING FOR A
MAN WHO THINKS THAT I'M
ALRIGHT
THE NEW HAIR
COLOUR LAST
THURSDAY DIDN'T
WORK ON FRIDAY NIGHT
I GIVE A STARE OF
APPROVAL AND THEN
I LET HIM DECIDE
BUT BY THE TIME HE
SEES MY SAD GREEN
EYES HE RUNS AWAY
TO HIDE
SO I'M GONNA BUILD
ME A MANTRAP,
THAT'S HOW I'LL
CATCH HIM,
I'LL CATCH ONE LEG
TOO LOW, AND THEN
I'LL MOVE RIGHT UP
AND TRAP THE CUTE
LITTLE ROUND,
LITTLE PERFECT
SIZE WRANGLER
COVERED BUTT
I'D PUT SOME LOVE IN
THE MIDDLE AND
HONEY I'D KEEP
LICKING AND ONLY
ONE COLD BEER SO
THERE'LL BE ROOM
ENOUGH FOR ME AND
YOU IN MY MAN
PROOF MAN GET
AWAY
UNBREAKABLE TRAP
I'M SICK OF
SEARCHING FOR A
MAN, MY ANTENNAS
ARE BENT
I'VE SEARCHED THE
WHOLE KATHERINE
SCENE AND ALL OF
THE RODEO EVENTS
I'LL DO MY HAIR UP
NICE AND PUT A
LITTLE BIT OF
LIPSTICK ON
OH BUT THOSE
BATHROOM MIRRORS
MUST BE GETTING IT
ALL WRONG
SO I'M GONNA BUILD
ME A MANTRAP,
THAT'S HOW I'LL
CATCH HIM,
I'LL CATCH ONE LEG
TOO LOW, AND THEN
I'LL MOVE RIGHT UP
AND TRAP THE CUTE
LITTLE ROUND,
LITTLE PERFECT SIZE
WRANGLER
COVERED BUTT
I'D PUT SOME LOVE IN
THE MIDDLE AND
HONEY I'D KEEP
LICKING AND ONLY
ONE COLD BEER SO
THERE'LL BE ROOM
ENOUGH FOR ME AND
YOU IN MY MAN
PROOF MAN GET
AWAY UN BREAKABLE
TRAP
WELL NOW I DIDN'T
DO TOO BAD I
CAUGHT A RODEO
KING BUT HE HEADED
BACK TO BRISBANE
HE WAS NICE
LOOKING
NEXT TIME I SEE HIM
AND HE TRIES TO
SHOOT THROUGH
THEY'LL BE A BANG
SLAP THERE GOES
MY TRAP NOW I
CAUGHT YOU
CAUSE I'M GONNA
BUILD ME A
MANTRAP, THAT'S
HOW I'LL CATCH HIM,
I'LL CATCH ONE LEG
TOO LOW, AND THEN
I'LL MOVE RIGHT UP
AND TRAP YOUR
LITTLE PERFECT
SIZED BUTT
I'D PUT SOME LOVE IN
THE MIDDLE AND
HONEY I'D KEEP
LICKING AND ONLY
ONE COLD BEER SO
THERE'LL BE ROOM
ENOUGH FOR ME AND
YOU IN MY MAN
PROOF MAN GET
AWAY UNBREAKABLE
TRAP
OH YEAH YOU IN
MY MAN PROOF NEAR
MY BEDROOM DOOR
UNBREAKABLE TRAP