The only guys
who treat me right
are Ben and Jerry
You fooled me twice
then one more time
to add the cherry
On top of girls
who look just like me
then you tell me
just to spite me
So I'm home
to be alone
with Ben and Jerry
Ah ah ah ah ah
Tell Ben and Jerry
Ah ah ah ah ah
You're the reason
I scream
while I'm punching
on my pillow
like a bad dream
while I'm cursing
out my window
as the ice cream truck
is going by me
You're the reason
I scream
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
The only guys
who don't make me cry
are Ben and Jerry
To think my family
wonders why
I'll never marry
When every Nate or
Mark or Curtis
only makes my heart
start hurting
I go home
to pack a bowl
with Ben and Jerry
Ah ah ah ah ah
Tell Ben and Jerry
Ah ah ah ah ah
You're the reason
I scream
while I'm punching
on my pillow
like a bad dream
while I'm cursing
out my window
as the ice cream truck
is going by me
You're the reason
I scream
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
So now I'm home
half baked alone
I'm tired of
this rocky road
'Cause you're so cold
you need a cone
Ha ha
You're the reason
Oh you're the reason
I scream
while I'm punching
on my pillow
like a bad dream
while I'm cursing
out my window
as the ice cream truck
is going by me
You're the reason
I scream
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh hey
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
The only guys
who treat me right
are Ben and Jerry
Hmm